Cogito Ergo Sum

Portrait of Rene Descartes, by Franz Hals (1648)

Portrait of Rene Descartes, by Franz Hals (1648)

René Descartes, the French philosopher, walks into a bar. The Bartender says, “Hey, René, you want a scotch?” Descartes replies, “No, I think not.” And then he vanishes.

Happy Birthday, Monsieur Descartes!

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Uncertain at Any Speed

Werner Heisenberg

Werner Heisenberg

Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the road and a cop pulls him over. The cop says “Sir, do you have any idea how fast your were going?”

Heisenberg says “No, but I know exactly where I am.”

Happy Birthday, Herr Heisenberg!

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Nirvana Wishes

The 14th Dalai Lama

The 14th Dalai Lama

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vendor in New York, hands him a 10 dollar bill and says “Make me one with everything” and he disappears.

Happy Birthday, Dalai Lama (14)!